Olympics End: Who Are You Starting at Quarterback? Olympic Review.


Congratulations China. You put on a better than expected world games. Sure you covered up some terrorist attacks, and the killing of an American tourist by an angry wacko. Other than that, I could barely see your cover ups. Had the Olympics been in the USA, our media would have ripped itself apart, Euro teams would have had to play to their own populace’s Anti-Americanism a bit more, and we may well have had the first Cuban defector told, “No Thanks, Your plane is over there.” Let’s Recap.

  • China wins more Gold than anyone else: Sure they may have held tryouts at a local preschools, and ping pong will probably not have a fantasy league any time soon. I say mission accomplished. After all, it is good to know where your strengths are.
  • Usian Bolt is fast and cocky: Hell, I would be too. People can debate his sportsmanship, but you can’t deny the guy is one fast mother.
  • Beach Volleyball Saved the Olympics: Dominance and hot skimpy outfits. G.W. Bush may not be the smartest cat in the world, but he has his priorities in check. While Putin left early to go restart the cold war, W stayed behind to get in the post practice butt slap. Now that is liberty.
  • Australian Girls Basketball: Ok, we let the world community change the rules for Basketball for some freaking reason, but wearing a unitard while playing is just not gonna fly. If the USA picks up Cricket, we are showing up in a fanny pack and a thong. Lesbians have fought for years not to have to wear tight revealing clothes. Finally something we agree on.
  • This ain’t soccer: Great showing by the Spanish national team last night. One thing to note: That whining crap has no place in Basketball. We hate soccer because you act like sissy’s and roll on the ground. Please don’t sully our game with that crap. Do that in the NBA, and Dennis Rodman may come out of retirement just to smack the taste out your mouth. BTW…Good Game.
  • My ID says I am Elvis: Yeah, got it in Graceland. I hear they are selling one that will make me a 16 year old Chinese gymnast or diver. You got billions of people, you can find enough to fill a team without cheating.
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  • Cover Race Walking: and not BMX? Are you kidding me. NBC should be shot for this one. We should give an honorary gold to the person who convinced the IOC Race Walking is actually a sport. NBC doesn’t have to encourage this kind of idiocy. “And the gold in Halo 3 goes to…” please no.

Thank God it is over, I am so happy. Now the USA can get back to what it does best. Defending countries while Europe appeases tyrants, and football. Yes football. I know it will never be a sport in the Olympics(it doesn’t tolerate whining). Sure I would love to see it. Just one chance to have the French team display the “Maginot Line” defense would be worth the trouble. Now back to the real world.

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~ by gotea on August 24, 2008.

One Response to “Olympics End: Who Are You Starting at Quarterback? Olympic Review.”

  1. […] Olympics End: Who Are You Starting at Quarterback? Olympic Review.Cover Race Walking: and not BMX? Are you kidding me. NBC should be shot for this one. We should give an honorary gold to he person who convinced the IOC Race Walking is actually a sport. NBC doesn’t have to encourage this kind of idiocy … […]

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